fake-mermaid:

i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am

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asubmissiveintraining:

The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.

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tonyabbot:

when bad things happens to the person you hate

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alonetogether-forever:

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.


Every time I see this I think it says misha collins


weezlyismyking:

ppl forgive snape but not percy weasley. smh

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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is


johnnysjetpack:

tchy:

dark-vowelled:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

The difference is citations.

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therealdsandman:

kingofthewilderwest:

scribe-of-berk:

These two pages are the best I have ever seen. The page on the left reads:

ATTENTION
DANGER
If a dragon shoots you
with fire you will die
(next to the crossed out stuff) Avoid fire by running
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America

The second page is even better. It’s a near perfect copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Four score and seven years ago
our fathers brought forth on this continent
a new nation conceived in liberty
and dedicated to the proposition
that all men are created equal
Which they gave the last full measure
of devotion that we here highly 
Resolve that these dead shall not 
have died in vain that this
god (yes it says god, not land) shall have a new birth of freedom
And that the government of the people 
by the people for the people
shall not perish from the earth
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America
to northern Mexico

Yeah, the breeding habitats thing is a placeholder thingy to make stuff look fuller. I’ve found it a bunch of other places in the episode. And I’m sorry this is so long .__.

I was having fun doing some translation of the pages of the Book of Dragons myself and was laughing at some of the things they put in there (like the fact that the Thunderdrum’s left ear is slightly larger than the right), when I saw this page and the other translations that have been done by scribe-of-berk.  Bless you, DreamWorks.

At least the place holder isn’t Lorem Ipsum. That’d just be unoriginal.