current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
shout out if you’re naked
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me
What the fuck kind of an attitude is that
Definitely better than the other way around
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.